FML

So I realized today how much technology has influenced my life and how much I hate it. Here is why:

My phone is dead-I am waiting for a new one

Rob’s phone is dead-they don’t make chargers for his anymore

Dilemma:

Rob went to the gym and we decided he would pick my car up from a friend’s house and drive it to work after the gym. That was fine, until I realized I gave him the wrong drections to the house. Once I realized that, I also realized that I forgot my phone at home….

Concerned, I drove to the wellness center where I thought he would be so I could tell him where the car ACTUALLY was. Got to the desk and realized I didn’t have my cane card. Had to be manually signed in. As I came upon the weight room, looking for Rob….he was not there.

My screening had already started so I drove there and walked in but from being in the blinding sunlight when I went into total darkness my eyes couldnt adjust and I WAS BLIND. I couldn’t see a damn thing and tripped over everyone. Panicked, I raced out and sat at a table. The guy I came with never came out as I waited for him so I made the bold decision to walk back to my car. 

NOT A GOOD IDEA

my car was over 2 miles away. (i’m an idiot) and it’s 92 degrees out. Got to the car, realized it wasnt there……had to walk home another mile.

This all happened because of cell phones. Fuck cell phones.