May 2009
1 post
twitter
i think twitter is really kind of stupid. who cares if my contacts are fuzzy, and why would i want to waste my time posting it to the world? i guess this a bit like twitter but makes use of pictures and such. well…thats all.
April 2009
2 posts
FML
So I realized today how much technology has influenced my life and how much I hate it. Here is why:
My phone is dead-I am waiting for a new one
Rob’s phone is dead-they don’t make chargers for his anymore
Dilemma:
Rob went to the gym and we decided he would pick my car up from a friend’s house and drive it to work after the gym. That was fine, until I realized I gave him the...
March 2009
21 posts
And the winner is...
Me! I havent written in a while because I am lazy and no one reads this anyway. I worked on my resume today for a while and it made me realize that I don’t want to work. I don’t want someone else to look at my shit and decide whether I am qualified enough or not. I just want to learn.
Anyway…found out I can make a bomb potato salad. I am finding myself liking to cook a lot...
that picture below..
is where my sister will be in a week. fuck you. lol
“Expect nothing, live frugally on surprise.”
– Alice Walker
...i have resorted to
living vicariously through One Tree Hill. Why can’t I live in perpetual summer in a picture perfect town, still feeling the allure of high school romance and excitement with endless possibilities ahead…
fml
im having a life crisis. i have no motivation to do anything anymore. i want to attribute this to lack of creative spark, however i think it’s really just lack of desire for anything. sad face. im hoping once spring break comes and im finished with my mountains of work i will feel less stressed out. on the other hand, it could just make me feel like more of a worthless bum. alas.
I have renamed my dog...
Sir Humps-alot. even though she is a girl. I got her a sweet doggy tee that says this on it. It is oh so true.
I just finished my paper on John Waters. If I don’t fucking get an A I’m gonna kill someone. :) I also have a test today that I have not studied for, hmmm….wish me luck!
“Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred...”
– R.D Laing
how's this for irony...
I am taking a queer studies class with a professor named Christian Gay, who is gay. :)
so YAY that I finished my alcohol class online, BOO that during that time span I neglected to do any of my other homework. Sad face.
Oh, AND a girl at chapter tonight insulted me by saying she only had medium sized shirts left and because of my “big boobs” thinks I would need a larger size. Thanks. If they made different sizes in glasses, you’d need an extra large CRAZY EYES....
katie thinks she is in a documentary about addiction.
she does not know she will soon face an intervention.
WOOO!
I just completed my online alcohol course for my MIP!
emerrryyyyy
where are you my love?
Blah Blah Blah
So i got home from my great weekend only to find the house an absolute mess. I don’t think Rob knows what a duster/vacuum/dishwasher/ any other type of cleaning product is. It really irked me. So I power cleaned for and hour and a half before class and was sweating my ass off….very unattractive. I then proceeded to go to class where, for my theatre project, was dressed in a flannel...
...Sigh...
I had the loveliest long weekend in Fort Meyers visiting my nana and dad. It was so refreshing to wake up to sunshine and a sweet spring breeze blowing through open windows off the bay. This was my routine for three days:
9:00-9:30: Wake up to the smell of eggs and bacon cooking
9:30-10:00: Eat said breakfast and leisurely converse with dad and nana
10:00-11:00: take the pup on a walk and do...
February 2009
6 posts
Insane in the Membrane
I have met the craziest person alive. It is easy to see why he and my father are friends, but he is off the wall.
His name is Shawn Portman and he has more money than he knows what to do with and has taken more acid than a brain can handle.
Last night, Shawn came to Nana’s for dinner, and that quickly escalated into romping at the old folks bars around. Needless to say, the elderly...
Blech
I think I ate 3,000 M&M’s. Rob didn’t tell me they were in the freezer, and being as sneaky as I am, I found them! They stained my hands rainbow. So much for the saying melts in your mouth, not in your hands.
I am uploading some pics from Brew Review and Rob and my trip to Miami Improv. Hope it works!
Hola!
My first post. I’ve never blogged. But i find myself pretty interesting, perhaps you shall too!